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In order to get your driver’s license, you should be required to complete Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off once.

wowfunniestposts:

Follow this blog and laugh some more

Just because sitting is too mainstream.

10knotes:

Follow this blog. You’ll LOVE it on your Dashboard.

most-awkward-moments:

Think Tumblr is addictive? Wait ‘til you’ve seen this blog!

I can be at home ALL day, & the phone NEVER rings. But as soon as I try to take a nap, BAM ! suddenly I’m the most popular motherfucker on the planet.

My family when someone wakes up before anyone else:

Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.

Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.

risachou:

pricklylegs:

Saltine stew is the best..

I’m craving saltines now.